How It Works

Confused? Good. That means it’s working.

Send a Curse in 3 Steps

1. Choose your curse  
Select the level of damage you want to apply.

2. Enter your opponent  
Add their name and delivery method.

3. We deliver it  
Your curse is issued instantly or shipped directly.

Once issued, the curse is ACTIVE.

No delays. No excuses.


What Happens Next?

Your opponent receives an official curse notice.

From that moment on:
- Pressure increases  
- Luck shifts  
- Chaos is introduced  

The Weekly Curse Authority recognizes all issued curses as active enforcement.


When Should You Use It?

- Before kickoff  
- When lineups lock  
- When you need an edge  

If you're thinking about it… it's already too late.

They’re already one step ahead.

Don’t wait. Issue it now.

Your opponent won’t see it coming.

Ready to issue a curse?

Pick your target. Choose your weapon.