Choose Your Curse

How the Curse Works

  • 1. Choose Your Curse

    Pick your weapon — from the $3.99 Instant Curse to the Ultimate Curse package. Each one is an official notice from The Weekly Curse Authority.

  • 2. Name Your Opponent

    Enter your opponent name, your league, and the week. We prepare the official curse notice with their name on it.

  • 3. The Curse Is Issued

    Digital curses are delivered instantly by email or SMS. Physical curses ship in 1-3 days in a sealed black envelope. No appeal. No reversal.
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League Reactions

Fantasy managers across the country are already feeling the effects.


"I thought the curse was a joke until my QB threw 3 interceptions and my RB1 got injured on the first play."

— Mason, League Manager


"My kicker missed two field goals including a 32-yarder. I lost by 4 points. The curse is real."

— Leo


"The Triple Curse should be illegal in a competitive league."

— Anonymous Opponent


"Whoever invented this is a menace to fantasy football. I lost my playoff spot because of this."

— Joe, Former Champion

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real product?

Yes. The Weekly Curse is a real novelty product. You order a curse, we prepare an official notice with your opponent name and deliver it physically or digitally.


How fast is digital delivery?

Instant. Your opponent receives their curse notice by email or SMS immediately after purchase.


How does physical delivery work?

Your opponent receives an official black envelope sealed with a wax stamp. Inside is a personalized curse notice and a Black Cat Coin they must keep or the curse extends to their entire season.


Does my opponent know who sent it?

Yes. The curse notice includes who issued it. The whole point is they know it came from you.


Does the curse actually work?

The Weekly Curse Authority makes no guarantees. But the psychological impact on your opponent is very real.


Can I send multiple curses?

Yes. The Triple Curse and Ultimate Curse packages are designed for maximum impact.

The Curse Authority

The Weekly Curse Authority issues official curse notices against fantasy football opponents every week of the season.


No appeal. No reversal. No escape.


Once a curse has been issued, the consequences cannot be undone. Choose your curse wisely — and choose it before your opponent chooses one for you.

Issue a Curse ⚡