Curse Your Fantasy Football Opponent
Choose Your Curse
Send an official curse notice to sabotage your fantasy football opponent’s week.
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Ultimate Curse — Total Collapse
Regular price $69.00 USDRegular priceSale price $69.00 USD -
Triple Curse — Apply Pressure
Regular price $39.00 USDRegular priceSale price $39.00 USD -
Black Cat Curse — Activate the Ritual
Regular price $29.00 USDRegular priceSale price $29.00 USD -
Issued Curse — Official Warning Filed
Regular price $19.00 USDRegular priceSale price $19.00 USD -
Instant Curse — Deploy Immediately
Regular price $3.99 USDRegular priceSale price $3.99 USD
How the Curse Works
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Choose Your Curse
Select the curse you want to send to your fantasy football opponent.
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Name Your Opponent
Provide your opponent’s name and we’ll prepare the official curse notice.
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The Curse Is Issued
Your opponent receives their official curse notice… and their fate.
Most Feared Curses
Reserved for the most unfortunate fantasy football opponents.
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Triple Curse — Apply Pressure
Regular price $39.00 USDRegular priceSale price $39.00 USD -
Black Cat Curse — Activate the Ritual
Regular price $29.00 USDRegular priceSale price $29.00 USD
League Reactions
Fantasy managers are already feeling the effects of The Weekly Curse.
“I thought the curse was a joke… until my QB threw 3 interceptions.”
— Mason, League Manager
“Paul cursed me and my kicker missed two field goals.”
— Leo
“The Triple Curse should be illegal.”
— Anonymous Opponent
“Whoever invented this is a menace to fantasy football.”
— Joe, Former Champion
Curse Authority Notice
The Weekly Curse Authority has issued official notices against fantasy football opponents for generations.
Once a curse has been issued, the consequences cannot be reversed.
Choose your curse wisely.
Thousands of fantasy managers have already suffered the consequences.