{"product_id":"the-issued-curse","title":"Issued Curse — Official Warning Filed","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial Notice Issued\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIssue an official curse to your fantasy football opponent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo \u003cstrong\u003ecoin\u003c\/strong\u003e. No \u003cstrong\u003eritual\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly documentation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Issued Curse is the Authority’s streamlined method of enforcement — delivering a formal notice and marked warning directly to your opponent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSimple. Direct. Effective.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDocumented effects may include:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e • lineup instability\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• unexpected underperformance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• last-minute stat corrections\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• narrow losses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Weekly Curse Authority reminds managers:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce issued, the curse is considered active.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInside the Issued Curse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 1 Official Curse Notice\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 1 Marked Warning Card\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe curse may be delivered in person or mailed to your opponent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce received, enforcement begins.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weekly Curse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53924658479379,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/weeklycurse.com\/products\/the-issued-curse","provider":"The Weekly Curse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}