{"product_id":"the-instant-curse","title":"Instant Curse — Deploy Immediately","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDigital Curse Notice \u0026amp; Marked Warning — delivered instantly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMissed the shipping window?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSend it instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Instant Curse is delivered digitally — allowing you to issue a curse in real time, even minutes before your matchup begins.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo waiting. No shipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImmediate deployment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned for last-minute decisions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• kickoff is approaching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• lineups are locking\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• you still want to apply pressure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Weekly Curse Authority recognizes digital issuance as a valid form of enforcement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnce sent, the curse is considered active immediately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInside the Instant Curse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 1 Digital Curse Notice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 1 Digital Marked Warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDelivered instantly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo delay. No excuses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Weekly Curse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53952813891859,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/weeklycurse.com\/products\/the-instant-curse","provider":"The Weekly Curse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}